I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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