Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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