Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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