she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?