To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!