Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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