May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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