It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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