420 ftw
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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