I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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