O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think I am morally bankrupt
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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