Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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