glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
is that a dick in a sweater?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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