Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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