I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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