But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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