Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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