are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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