Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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