North Korea, Best Korea!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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