Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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