i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE