Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My Sexting was not on an AP level