It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back