She's JV to your varsity
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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