do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I look better un-naked...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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