you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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