"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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