so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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