First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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