i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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