I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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