On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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