As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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