Kiss
Puke
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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