what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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