whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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