I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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