big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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