Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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