Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Randomize
