I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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