it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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