ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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