Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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