He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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