ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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