Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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