PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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