You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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