Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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