Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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