So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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