No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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