I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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