No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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