some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Someone came in the potted fern
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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